Genre of softcore punk music that integrates unenthusiastic melodramatic 17 year olds who dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle.
Like a Goth, only much less dark and much more Harry Potter.
A group of white, mostly middle-class well-off kids who find imperfections in there life and create a ridiculous, depressing melodrama around each one. They often take anti-depressants, even though the majority don't need them. They need to wake up and deal with life like everyone else instead of wallowing in their imaginary quagmire of torment.
A kicka** little town in Canada.
Josh: Hey, wanna go to Emo? Tim: Sure, I need to go to the petrol station. (lol what?!?!)
Q. How many emos will it take to screw in the light bulb? A. None, they all cry in the dark. (thats a joke, not a definition!!)
not to be confused with Nemo, an orange and white striped clown fish from the movie "Finding Nemo"
1.Emo Jim:"It's so hard living in the middle-class suburb" Emo Luke:"Yeah, the whole world is against us, let's listen to Linkin Park while watching Invader Zim."
2.Emo Kid:"I hate my life, I wish I was never born" Normal Guy:"You said that last week, obviously you're not serious."
3.Emo Kid:"These new black bracelets I bought for 30 dollars, and this My Chemical Romance CD, sure express myself while rebelling against "the system" Normal Guy:"Who do you think owns the company that manufactured the things you bought?"
Ryan had no friends because all he did was cry and moan about how bad his life was. Then Ryan turned on MTV and realized if he wore makeup and dark clothes he would fit in with a bunch of pussies who call themselves 'emo'.
Extremely pampered teens, ranging from 13 to the 19ish crowd, who are absoulutly certain that the world and everyone except fellow emos "dont undertand the daily torture of their well off middle class suburbia haven". Most emos will undoubtly have one or no siblings, be caucasian or asian, and have a parent purchased car.
haha, so theres like over 800 definitions, all of which are atleast slightly amusing......
later days,
5 comments:
I think Jodi should become EMO... and I totally gave her the link to that site lmao
lol yea, but i just had to post about it
sorry it took me so long to comment. i just an't think of anything witty to say, i'm so tired. all i can say is that i don't like how whiney and depressed and wo-is-me emo guys are. But they are so HOT!! I think they are unbelievably hot!! except for the wool sweaters and greasy hair thing they've got going on! lol yeah I'm done.
p.s. I wished me lived in Emo, Canada! That would be the sweetest thing ever! EVER! We would be Emos or Emo-ites or Emo-ians or those-kids-from-that-town-with-the-name-like-the-red-fuzzy-sesame-street-guy. And what does it mean "Like a goth, only much less dark and much more Harry Potter". does that mean Emo kids are magic? And have flying cars and brooms? I would become an Emo just for the magic abilities. Maybe thats why they feel so alone? Because they really are alone because they have special powers and are freakshows because of it? maybe then we should all be nice to them, and invite them to parties and such. because they could use their magic against us! I think this explains a lot of things. Oh, did anyone else notice that its says that emos are white or asian? not black? whats with that? why can't the depressed black kids get special powers too? Who ever hands out the powers is pretty racist. I'm just saying
lol adri, thats elmo, not emo
adri you're the best!!! lol
yeah, i totally could do emo, but i'd have to go and buy new clothes, and i kinda like my wardraobe at the moment.
though having magic powers would be kinda sweet. lol
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